June 2012
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drunken dream #265.)
Snooki wore chunky jewelry and layers of long, wispy sweaters over her mini-dress. She had her live-chat screen projected onto the wall of her studio apartment. She mentioned something about a “big sister” before embracing me in a hug. We giggled as we pulled apart.
“Oh yea,” I said towards the screen, “Snooki’s my little sister.” Everyone in the chatroom...
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remember when my professor said he’d write me a letter of recommendation?
IT FUCKING CAME IN THE MAIL LAST NIGHT
To whom it may concern:
Aracelli (my last name) has been an outstanding student in my class at the College of Southern Nevada. She has shown a strong leadership quality in her classroom interactions with other students. Her eye contact is something you will notice as soon...
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zalmanharrison:
we’re monkee MEN!!
we’re saved!!
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mikeypartyromance:
it’s cute how band members write songs about girls even though they are all gay
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boy--howdy asked: hello hi okay i just wanted to say your last video for monkeeseemonkeetalk really hit home for me and you are very articulate and make me incredibly happy! i feel the same way about the boys, i don't want to ever think that there was any animosity between them. i always see them as the band of brothers living together on the beach, laughing and playing music and doing what they love. i...
May 2012
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shavingryansprivates:
romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
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314-eater:
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
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