drunken dream #265.)

Snooki wore chunky jewelry and layers of long, wispy sweaters over her mini-dress. She had her live-chat screen projected onto the wall of her studio apartment. She mentioned something about a “big sister” before embracing me in a hug. We giggled as we pulled apart.

“Oh yea,” I said towards the screen, “Snooki’s my little sister.” Everyone in the chatroom laughed. It wasn’t until I looked at our little square that I realized how much Snooki and I looked alike. I mean, mom had told me numerous times as well as a friend agreeing, but I never really saw it.

Snooki showed me towards her closet where there hung dozens of the same articles of clothing. She told me she tried to start her own clothing line, but no one was interested. I looked at the price tag of one of the shirts. Shocked with it only being $8.99, I told Snooki I would love to buy clothes from her. Customers began filing into the apartment to purchase clothes as well. I picked up another beautiful bohemian shirt. It was $24.99 but worth it. Snooki brought me over to a set of fitting rooms which essentially were just metal poles holding up these beige curtains. We weren’t allowed to hog a fitting room, so we all had to share with a partner. Snooki went behind the curtain with me.

Suddenly the curtains disappeared and we were all on this tunnel-of-love-type ride. Whoever we were sharing a fitting room with was who we were paired with on the ride. As we neared the end, I noticed that the front seat had a boy and a girl with bright pink streaks in her black hair.

“I now pronounce you man and wife,” a priest appeared at the end of the tunnel. The two in the front seat kissed.

remember when my professor said he’d write me a letter of recommendation?

IT FUCKING CAME IN THE MAIL LAST NIGHT

To whom it may concern:


     Aracelli (my last name) has been an outstanding student in my class at the College of Southern Nevada. She has shown a strong leadership quality in her classroom interactions with other students. Her eye contact is something you will notice as soon as you become familiar with her on a professional level. I have taught at the College of Southern Nevada for thirty eight years. Aracelli (last name) is one of those students that I will remember for her ability to complete tasks on time. She has been an excellent example to her fellow students. Aracelli has my recommendation and confidence. If you are interested in additional information do not hesitate to call me at: 702-610-3508.


Yours truly:


Thomas L. Jackson MBA
College of Business and Management

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